Mopsy.

Here is a list of Mopsy's favorite things to do:

1. Drape her front legs over my other dog's back and spin around as he walks in circles around her. She gets scolded for this, but so far my efforts have not made a dent in her baby doggy consciousness.
2. Sneak up on him while he's sleeping and bark right in his ear. Scoldings for this are also ignored.
3. Nibble on earlobes oh so gently. I shouldn't let her, but it's so very sweet.
4. Chew on paper. Any kind of paper, from anywhere. "The dog ate my homework," is, in my mind, suddenly elevated from cliche to plausible excuse.
5. Shake her elephant to death, over and over and over again.
6. Fetch!
7. Run behind Miles as he runs around barking at squirrels in our yard. Squirrels are evil and must be destroyed.
8. Cuddle up on someone's lap for a snooze. Anyone with a lap will do.
9. Dropping her elephant in front of Miles with the expectation that he will throw it for her. He merely looks at her with contempt.
10. Snarfle in people's ears.

She's got it so good, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have the perspective to recognize this fact.